Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!

There's no earthly reason why you should remember me...
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it;
if you can dream it, you can become it.
There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life.
The weeping of an heir is laughter in disguise.

[Ed. note: Every now and then I receive a spam email that rises to the level of found poetry. This one struck me as particularly trenchant.]