Oops, he did it again!

I was in a deep slumber when I heard my cell phone ring in the other room. I stumbled out of bed to go answer it, because my sister has been in a bad way the last several days, and I wanted to make sure to answer if it were she.

Which it was not.

It was he.

"Did I wake you up?"

"Um. Sort of."

"Dude, it's 10:30! Were you up really late playing?"

"Yes. But I was victorious!"

"Well, that's all that counts, then."

I climbed back into bed. There ensued a conversation about poker logistics, in which I confirmed that I would play tonight's game. I'm likely to see him there. He could have learned all this from the evite.

But now he already knows what my voice sounds like when I first wake up. (Cheater.)